Love and Lemons

Right now, my husband and I are sitting on the couch like zombies. He, starring at the computer screen looking over things like OE scores and labor costs from Chick-fil-A that I am sure he already knows. And me, starring at some corny Christmas catalogue I had previously made fun of, flipping through pages ofContinueContinue reading “Love and Lemons”

Let the thankfulness begin!

Facebook: the time leech, the productivity zapper, the braggart’s best friend, the modern day herald, the soap box, the trendsetter (of sorts), the bandwagon, the social network, and the thing we all love to hate (wait, that’s Wal-Mart). Anyway, today I saw on Facebook something about posting things you are thankful for every day throughout the month ofContinueContinue reading “Let the thankfulness begin!”

One year of blogging, thirty years of Butterfingers, and a Happy Halloween

Around this time last year, I sat down at the kitchen table one morning to a bagel and shmear for breakfast. I felt queasy and didn’t know why. Then the fog began to clear and I remembered there was a fun size Butterfinger sitting in my stomach. It was eight o’clock in the morning andContinueContinue reading “One year of blogging, thirty years of Butterfingers, and a Happy Halloween”

Home hair highlighting kits: don’t try them at home

Home hair highlighting kits are never a good idea. Remind me next time. Smelly, messy, unpredictable…dangerous. WARNING: DO NOT GET INTO EYES, MAY CAUSE BLINDNESS DIRECTIONS: RINSE UNTIL WATER RUNS CLEAR As I am hanging my head over the shower trying to wash the toxins out of my hair, the water starts dripping down theContinueContinue reading “Home hair highlighting kits: don’t try them at home”

Thanks Blogging Community, I am now addicted to my computer

After the last post about my insatiable appetite for candy corns, I feel the need to give you an update. 1. I’m still alive and well. The candy corn didn’t get the best of me. And while I do love all things sweet (even for breakfast) I do eat grains, fruits, dairy, meat…and oh yeah,ContinueContinue reading “Thanks Blogging Community, I am now addicted to my computer”

Somebody Stop Me!

It’s candy corn season. Somebody stop me. Please. I will eat these things until my belly aches, my throat hurts and I am otherwise convinced I am slowly killing myself. Death by candy corns. Even worse than my possible comatose state or death caused by obscene amounts of sucrose, is this sobering statement about sugar:ContinueContinue reading “Somebody Stop Me!”

It’s almost here…

Two weeks from today I will be running a half marathon in Sacramento, California!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Just thought I should let you know. P.S. This is me after my nine mile run today. (I tried to make the Home Alone surprised face, but it was even lamer than this one). By the way, who would haveContinueContinue reading “It’s almost here…”