Setting Sail and Sucking It In

In a few days, my husband and I will be leaving the kids with grandma and grandpa and boarding a cruise ship. I couldn’t be more excited. I have never been on a cruise before. And so like any newbie would be, I have been dreaming of crystal blue waters, sun on my face, and … Continue reading Setting Sail and Sucking It In

Goooooood Morning! (Can you hear the sarcasm?)

This morning I woke up to my three-year-old son unlocking our front door, buck naked. When I asked him what he was doing he calmly said, "I'm just looking for the orange airplane." Oh, thanks for clarifying. And the naked part? I knew I put him to bed with pajamas and a diaper on. Where … Continue reading Goooooood Morning! (Can you hear the sarcasm?)

Somebody Stop Me!

It's candy corn season. Somebody stop me. Please. I will eat these things until my belly aches, my throat hurts and I am otherwise convinced I am slowly killing myself. Death by candy corns. Even worse than my possible comatose state or death caused by obscene amounts of sucrose, is this sobering statement about sugar: … Continue reading Somebody Stop Me!