In a few days, my husband and I will be leaving the kids with grandma and grandpa and boarding a cruise ship. I couldn’t be more excited. I have never been on a cruise before. And so like any newbie would be, I have been dreaming of crystal blue waters, sun on my face, and … Continue reading Setting Sail and Sucking It In
Tag: Life
One Fish, Two Fish, Totally Gross Fish
Last night was the second night in a row I have ruined dinner. I am accepting any and all sympathies. The other night it was Harvest Paella gone awry. No pun intended, because there is absolutely nothing humorous about ruining a perfectly good meal. I literally woke up the next morning with hunger pains in my … Continue reading One Fish, Two Fish, Totally Gross Fish
From Terrifying to Touchable
Not wanting to take pictures of my own disgusting toes for your viewing pleasure, I just googled images to see if there was a picture of someone else's "ugly" feet I could show you. Let me reassure you, there are lots ugly, down right disgusting feet out there. Some that made me cringe, some that … Continue reading From Terrifying to Touchable
From rolling to rice-licking, she’s a keeper
The sad truth is I am not often thankful for our dog. In fact, I am more often frustrated with her than anything else. We got her two weeks before I found out I was pregnant for the very first time, and she has tested my hormones, my sanity, and the cleanliness of our home … Continue reading From rolling to rice-licking, she’s a keeper
‘Bout time for an update
In case you were wondering, I did not go insane after the transcontinental plane ride with two toddlers. It happened a few weeks later. I'm not even sure what to say other than my children are waking up at 5:30 a.m., I am exhausted, I have cried almost every day this week, I haven't cleaned … Continue reading ‘Bout time for an update
Home hair highlighting kits: don’t try them at home
Home hair highlighting kits are never a good idea. Remind me next time. Smelly, messy, unpredictable...dangerous. WARNING: DO NOT GET INTO EYES, MAY CAUSE BLINDNESS DIRECTIONS: RINSE UNTIL WATER RUNS CLEAR As I am hanging my head over the shower trying to wash the toxins out of my hair, the water starts dripping down the … Continue reading Home hair highlighting kits: don’t try them at home
Thanks Blogging Community, I am now addicted to my computer
After the last post about my insatiable appetite for candy corns, I feel the need to give you an update. 1. I'm still alive and well. The candy corn didn't get the best of me. And while I do love all things sweet (even for breakfast) I do eat grains, fruits, dairy, meat…and oh yeah, … Continue reading Thanks Blogging Community, I am now addicted to my computer
Somebody Stop Me!
It's candy corn season. Somebody stop me. Please. I will eat these things until my belly aches, my throat hurts and I am otherwise convinced I am slowly killing myself. Death by candy corns. Even worse than my possible comatose state or death caused by obscene amounts of sucrose, is this sobering statement about sugar: … Continue reading Somebody Stop Me!
I’m a better blogger without a husband
It's true. I blog better without a husband. Hmmm…maybe I should clarify. I blog better when my husband is gone. Like away. And it's only because I love him so much. That is also a true statement. When he is around, I find myself enjoying his company whenever I can (i.e. when the children are … Continue reading I’m a better blogger without a husband
The bane of a woman’s existence
At times like these it is good to know there are a few certainties in life. Death, taxes…and cellulite. Thankfully, no matter what is going on in our lives, our long time companion can always be counted on to show up. She never misses a get-together, nor a stage of life. Whether we are a … Continue reading The bane of a woman’s existence
Brooke Frick 