In case you were wondering, I did not go insane after the transcontinental plane ride with two toddlers. It happened a few weeks later. I'm not even sure what to say other than my children are waking up at 5:30 a.m., I am exhausted, I have cried almost every day this week, I haven't cleaned … Continue reading ‘Bout time for an update
I am somewhat haunted by the fact that I have written in my profile that I am "obsessive about cleaning my floors." If you were to see my floors right now, you would paint me red and call me a liar. There is something about living in a corporate apartment with furniture not my own … Continue reading For the love of cleaning
It's that time of year again. Time to buy another pair of sunglasses. My latest pair of Vera Wang’s from Kohl's have lost a screw, and left me squinting into the wild blue yonder defenseless against the sun's blinding light reflecting off of asphalt and silver Toyota Camrys. Was it the poor construction that formulated … Continue reading The truth about cheap sunglasses
Well my husband is home I have internet again! How's that for an attention grabber? Yeah, well, okay, it's exciting for me! I probably didn't mention this before (because of all of those weirdoes out there on the internet who are most likely not reading my blog), but my husband was out of town the … Continue reading Don’t call it a comeback…
I never thought I’d say this in February, but it’s starting to feel like spring! (Yet another reason February is better than January--just had to say it). Okay, so it’s unseasonably warm for February... and I am loving every minute of it. The weather, however, isn’t the only thing that has me feeling like spring … Continue reading Punxsy Phil was right
Well, folks. It's here. The second cup of coffee. I am officially an adult. Real adults drink, like, whole pots of coffee, don't they? They guzzle it like gasoline from water bottle sized travel mugs sitting in traffic on their way to work. Arriving at the office they pour another cup just to "sip" on … Continue reading Adults drink coffee, so I guess that makes me one
This morning I got in my freezing cold car and drove to Food Lion for the essentials. The bad thing about living in the middle of a small town is that the heater in my car never warms up, so I ride the whole ten minutes there and back hunched over and shivering with one … Continue reading Instantize me!