At times like these it is good to know there are a few certainties in life.
Death, taxes…and cellulite.
Thankfully, no matter what is going on in our lives, our long time companion can always be counted on to show up. She never misses a get-together, nor a stage of life. Whether we are a blushing bride, pregnant with sextuplets, or training for a half-marathon, she will always be there right beside us cheering us on.
Poolside, bedside, on the couch and at the playground, she will stick to us like glue. There is none closer than her. Nor one who knows us more intimately. She is our forever friend…until the day we die.
It sure is good to know.
Brooke Frick 
Ha! And she’s great at multiplying the older you get. 😉
I hear that. After having two babies I realized I had cellulite in places I didn’t know was possible. Sure isn’t fun, but oh well. 🙂
This almost made me feel a little better about cellulite. I like her best when I am wearing pants.
me too. 🙂 I’m just coming to grips with the fact that there is no getting rid of her, so might as well enjoy her…if that is possible.
Reminds me of a song. “This little light of mine”. Let it shine!
Please don’t tell me you are going to “CELL-U-LITE” !
This is a funny post, Brooke, but even funnier is the fact that my size-two sister is complaining about cellulite in the first place! Love you.
Thanks Heather. Just goes to show that it doesn’t matter what size you are…cellulite happens to us all! Miss you 🙂
Aargh, I hear you girl 😛
you’re now officially my most favorite-ist blogger.
Wow!! The cellulite drew you in, eh? Candy corns and cellulite, it’s amazing what bonds us women. Thanks so much for stopping in and hope to see you again 🙂