The bane of a woman’s existence

At times like these it is good to know there are a few certainties in life.

Death, taxes…and cellulite.

Thankfully, no matter what is going on in our lives, our long time companion can always be counted on to show up. She never misses a get-together, nor a stage of life. Whether we are a blushing bride, pregnant with sextuplets, or training for a half-marathon, she will always be there right beside us cheering us on.

Poolside, bedside, on the couch and at the playground, she will stick to us like glue. There is none closer than her. Nor one who knows us more intimately. She is our forever friend…until the day we die.

It sure is good to know.

10 thoughts on “The bane of a woman’s existence

  1. YFG says:

    Reminds me of a song. “This little light of mine”. Let it shine!
    Please don’t tell me you are going to “CELL-U-LITE” !

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