Remember a few months ago when I was bemoaning the fact that I had to buy another pair of sunglasses because my $3 pair from Kohl’s that I bought last year had broken? Yeah. Well, like a good little mom I trotted right over to TJ Maxx (torturous, I know) and found a cute pairContinueContinue reading “It’s a Conspiracy, Man.”
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Flip-flap-flops and other wardrobe casualties
Before I begin, I wanted to thank you all so much for your thoughts and prayers for my family in Missouri. Not only were they spared from the tornadoes, but they left a day later for vacation in Florida! Thus, my empathy has turned to envy and I will no longer be writing about themContinueContinue reading “Flip-flap-flops and other wardrobe casualties”
The truth about cheap sunglasses
It’s that time of year again. Time to buy another pair of sunglasses. My latest pair of Vera Wang’s from Kohl’s have lost a screw, and left me squinting into the wild blue yonder defenseless against the sun’s blinding light reflecting off of asphalt and silver Toyota Camrys. Was it the poor construction that formulatedContinueContinue reading “The truth about cheap sunglasses”
If I ever had a mojo, I think I’ve lost it
Groove, mojo—whatever you want to call it, I fear I’ve lost it. Perhaps forever, because I am not so sure I will be as lucky as Stella and get mine back. After all, how exactly does one go about getting their mojo back? Does it require highlights, tanning beds, shopping sprees, Botox, and trips toContinueContinue reading “If I ever had a mojo, I think I’ve lost it”
Punxsy Phil was right
I never thought I’d say this in February, but it’s starting to feel like spring! (Yet another reason February is better than January–just had to say it). Okay, so it’s unseasonably warm for February… and I am loving every minute of it. The weather, however, isn’t the only thing that has me feeling like springContinueContinue reading “Punxsy Phil was right”
Adults drink coffee, so I guess that makes me one
Well, folks. It’s here. The second cup of coffee. I am officially an adult. Real adults drink, like, whole pots of coffee, don’t they? They guzzle it like gasoline from water bottle sized travel mugs sitting in traffic on their way to work. Arriving at the office they pour another cup just to “sip” onContinueContinue reading “Adults drink coffee, so I guess that makes me one”
Instantize me!
This morning I got in my freezing cold car and drove to Food Lion for the essentials. The bad thing about living in the middle of a small town is that the heater in my car never warms up, so I ride the whole ten minutes there and back hunched over and shivering with oneContinueContinue reading “Instantize me!”
11 reasons I could live without January
Between sickness and snow, just about every plan I have made for the month of January has been canceled. It’s left me thinking that January is the most useless month of the year. Here’s eleven reasons why: February Admittedly, February isn’t much better. Cold, snowy, more of the same. It is, however, three days shorter,ContinueContinue reading “11 reasons I could live without January”
Showers and Shepherds
Going to a baby shower when you have a two year old and an eight month old is kinda like going to a wedding after you’ve been married a few years. “Congratulations!” you say in your best and most sincere tone, while thinking in your head “Good luck, hold on tight, you are in forContinueContinue reading “Showers and Shepherds”
Eight Years in a Basket
Ever year when the warm weather turns cool, my thoughts turn to a certain fuzzy little maroon scarf sitting in a trunk in our guest room. That might seem like an odd place to keep your scarves, and it is—unless yours are like mine; unfinished. This poor little unfinished ball of yarn has so muchContinueContinue reading “Eight Years in a Basket”
Butterfingers for Breakfast 